JOKES SMS MESSAGES

Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge.
Sardar:Pagal ho, Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi.
Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!
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why r majority of south Indians dark n color?
Coz dey watch Sun TV,Surya TV,Udaya TV widout applying
Sunscreen lotion..!!