Husband Wife Jokes

Shadi Ke 20th Anversry Pr Husband Gehri Soch May Tha..
Wife Asks: Kia Soch Rahy Ho?



Husband: Kia Tumhy Yad Hai Ke Kub Tumhary Baap Ne Hum
Ko Date Per Pakra Tha?
Wife: Yes.



Husband: Or Usnay Gun Point Per Mujhay Kaha Tha Ke Ya
To Meri Beti Se Shadi Karo Ya 20years Ke Liye Jail Jao.
Wife Smiles: Yes..



Husband: AhH! Aaj Ke Din Me Azad Ho Jata..!!!
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