FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

U r an...
"I. D. I. O. T."
Intelligent
Decent
Impressive
Optimistic
Talented
R u smiling now?
*U IDIOT*

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

When does skin meet
skin? Hairs meet hair? & balls disappear!
Think..
U dirty mind..
It happens when
U blink ur eyes!

SIMPLE SMS MESSAGES

Simple 2 ::
I heard sme 1
Whisper ur name,
But when I turned
Around to c what
It was I noticed I
Was alone. Then I
Realized it was my
Heart telling me
That I MISS YOU!!!

SIMPLE SMS MESSAGES

Lean all u can from the mistakes of others. U won't have time to make them all yourself.
God made man and rested. God made women and then no one rested.

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds"Wife Wanted".The next day, he received hundreds of replies,all reading:"You can have mine

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

Dhiru-Bete ye kya kiya? Sare investors ko mere paas bhejdiya. Anil-Daddy maine socha agar aap waha koi IPO laoge toh koi investor to chah

HINDI SHAYARI SMS MESSAGES

Do pyar karne walon se log jalte hai. Tarah tarah ki baatein kiya karte hai.



Jab chand aur suraj ka hota hai khul kar milan. To log use bhi girhan kehte hai.

HINDI SHAYARI SMS MESSAGES

Jo pyar k rishtey hum banate hain. Use log Q chupate hai. Q gunah hota hai kisi ko pyar karna. Agar haan to bachpan se humein pyar karna Q sikhate hain.

HINDI SHAYARI SMS MESSAGES

Pyar me wafa ki rahein nahi milti, dil ke dard ki dawaein nahi milti. Kuch to baa hai mohabbat me. Warna kisi sy U Nigahein nahi milti.

HINDI SHAYARI SMS MESSAGES

Tamanna-e-ishq to hum bhi rakhte hai. Kisi ke dil me to hum bhi dhadakte hai. Na jane milege vo kab hum sy. Milne ki aas me roz tadapte hai.